Monday, October 19, 2009

Moments is nothing but a collection of “moments”...the moment you rested in your mother’s lap...the moment you graduated...the moment you first drove...the moment you laughed so much on a joke that you were almost in tears...the moment you hit the winning runs & people cheered your name...the moment you held her hand...the moment you danced so free and so uninhibited as if nobody was looking...the moment you got your first salary...the moment you looked endlessly into the ocean...the moment you got piss drunk with your best friend...the moment you first smiled into the eyes of your 5 second old daughter...the moment you started giving financial advice to the sole provider of your finances for life, your father...

Why are these moments so precious? Because a moment is transitory...the moment right here right now is going to pass by very soon...but another moment is already on its way...and guess what, it is as good if not better than the previous one! Do not try to cling on to your moment..Simply LET GO!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

An experience.

My 9 month old niece is playing in front of me. It is a riveting sight, one which I cannot take my eyes off. She has just started walking a couple of weeks back, only with some support though. But you have to see the fascination in her eyes when she does walk. I think it is more than how fascinated a grown up person would be when he is doing something as radical as lets say bungee jumping. As she makes her way through the house from one corner to the other, she is at times lost as to where should she go next. There are places where she cannot walk as there is no wall to support her, so she sits down patiently then turns on her stomach and clambers her way to the nearest wall and on having reached there, the expression on her face is one of pure joy and victory. On the way she finds something unusual (usual for us elders, unusual for her) like lets say a mirror or a telephone set, and she is cutely engrossed in her new find. Very proudly she shows it off to me that she has “discovered” something new. She falls not less than 10 times within an hour of this walking exercise and every time she does bring down the house with her cries; the cries are loud but at the same time are so short spanned that she starts laughing on seeing a new sight, even before her tears have dried off. Off she goes to her next destination, the incident of her having fallen just a few seconds back disappearing into thin air. I see her and initially one might be tempted to get into intellectual masturbation coming up with things like “enjoy the present” or “the journey matters and not the destination”. But I see her again and I let go of this crappy intellect and start enjoying the “new” world again, freely and innocently, through her eyes!

Monday, August 11, 2008

To sell or not to sell???

You know you are living the typical sales life when:

  1. Chai becomes your breakfast and lunch…and at times dinner too
  2. U do not like setting up your room, most of your stuff is always in the suitcase
  3. You start analyzing each and every statement that another person makes and your mind goes : whats there in it for him and whats there in it for me…
  4. Every interaction is viewed as a negotiation, you always want to win the bargain and the win could be as petty as saving a couple of bucks by bargaining with the auto rickshaw guy – many times the big picture is lost.
  5. Cuss words are used as often as punctuation breaks or maybe even more.
  6. Lying comes naturally to you – your boss thinks you are in the market talking to the retailers; the retailers think you are in the office in some important meeting; truth is you are sleeping till 11 in the morning. Obviously that is not what you tell when you get a call from anyone.
  7. Your eating habits become like how a camel stores water: infrequent bursts of heavy eating and food is stored before next meal which comes after a long longggggg time
  8. If you do not smoke it becomes difficult to start a conversation.
  9. You start believing that sales is the only function which does some actual work, all the other function people are cooling their asses in air-conditioned rooms!
  10. You understand that there are somethings which you should never speak about; like never ask a distributor ki sahab business kaisa hai because invariably he will start with his long list of complaints and you will be left nodding your head for the next hour…. Also never tell a retailer ki sahab kuch madad chahie; he will eat off your brains asking for more discounts and offers.
  11. You would not necessarily lose sleep if you girlfriend ditches you for some other guy, but not achieving targets would surely give you sleepless nights…and if you do manage to reach your targets or cross them comfortably you will think that you are the king of the world though deep down you know how much role you had in actually making those high sales figures…your achieving targets does not have any correlation to the amount of work you put in, there is some extraneous factor(s) which is calling the shots – basically the concept of invisible hand.

Back to where I belong…

As the flight gets ready for the take off, gradually the feeling sinks in. Yes, I am finally going back home. It’s been just 2 months since I left home for work, but it does seem like ages. And it is not as if I have not stayed away before. I spent past 2 years staying in a hostel in a place thousands of miles away from home. But the difference is that was college life in the stable environment of a hostel and friends around. Whereas now it is the hostile environment of corporate life and a sales job which means lot of travelling to not so good places and spending lot of time alone. That surely makes this trip worth quite a lot. The excitement to see family, friends; the excitement to finally eat some good food; the excitement of playing with my 3 month old baby niece; the excitement of finally doing things which I have sorely missed off late: all this surely adds up to expectation of a great time ahead. And I am determined to make the most of next 3 days!

Saturday, August 2, 2008


I visited Chennai recently and as opposed to what I had heard about the place, I really thought it was a great city…apart from the fact that language was a big barrier, the city as such did not give any reason to disappoint me…well apart from one thing…that I will tell you guys about through an incident that took place…

I took a local train from some place to reach the airport. I get into a compartment and to my surprise see most of the train empty, still many people are standing as there are not enough seats….me talking to a friend in bombay on the phone, telling her about the new place and all … that’s when I start talking about the train, heres how the conversation goes:

Me: the local trains here are kind of like mumbais locals… just that theres a lot of wastage of space..

Friend: wastage as in???..

Me: the number of seats is very less in the compartment, its not optimally designed for passenger comfort, so many people are standing where there could have easily been seats, god knows how people come up with such designs for local train compartments, I tell you this place blah blah….

Friend: hm hm

Me: ya man utter wastage of space I tell you, Mumbai is so great…now I know the reason y…people out there have the brains…they don’t keep 75% of train space vacant for people to just stand around….they build seats …they understand customer comfort and they prioritise it…here toh I don’t think people are sensible enough…I mean….(me going on and on as if its some life or death thing…not just seats..)

Meanwhile, a co passenger taps me on the back and says softly : “bhai sahib luggage compartment hai”


Thursday, July 17, 2008

Ek chhoti si love story

Disclaimer: the narration below is pure work of fiction and does not bear any resemblance to any person living or dead

Boy is taking girl out on a dinner date….nice fancy restaurant…good food, romantic ambience….things are going pretty well when the boy thinks of proposing…here is how it goes…

Boy: (hesitatingly)I have a confession to make…

Girl: (blank expression, looking in some other direction and not at the boy)hmmm

Boy(wondering why she is not looking at him): I love you like crazy…I feel I wanna spend the rest of my life with you…wanted to know whats in your mind….do u think we should go ahead with the relationship…

40 second silence, boy is sweating, girl is still seeming as blank and expressionless as ever…

Girl (eyes at the ceiling): Yes, I think its right…

Boy (ecstatic, wondering that it was far easier than expected, also wondering why she is still not looking at him directly…maybe she is too shy to maintain eye contact) Well that’s great then!

Boy: so u like children right, how many kids do u think we should have, I know its too early to even talk about it, but just was curious to know whats your take…how many kids sweetie…

Girl: how does 8 sound to you..

Boy (shocked out of his mind): 8 thoda jyada nahi ho jaaenge…but whatever (thinking abhi toh haa ki hai baad mai dekhenge yeh sab intricacies)

Boy: so what are your views about the institution of marriage?

Girl: I do not believe in such shit!

Boy (thinking ki shaadi ke bina hi 8 bacche…yeh ladki thik toh hai na…par mana lenge baadmai): yes dear I totally agree with you on this (saala kisko ullu bana raha hai)

Boy: so how do u find me otherwise?

Girl (silent for quite some time and now looking at the table and murmuring something)

Boy: im sorry what did u say

Girl (still looking at the table and totally silent)

Boy: hello wheres your mind….speak to me

Girl (gently slides her hair behind her ears, removes the earphones out of her ears, disconnects the phone): sorry dear was on a call…this guy no…my office colleague…he has been bugging me for quite some time…now he asked me out for dinner tomorrow…I asked if 8 is fine with him…he then says tht he will treat as the guy should pay on a date…I toh baba told him that I do not believe in such shit at all…bohot paka raha tha yaar phone pe…anyways im sorry totally forgot that I had come with you…so you were saying something…

Boy: let’s order desert!

Nokia-DISconnecting people

Monday, February 18, 2008

Quote of the day

The only reason why chocolate icecream is better than chocolate is that it lasts longer.
- Menduz